Whether you're young, old, fat, or stinky, at some point in your life, a doctor will stick his finger up your ass. This is a rite of passage that all men look forward to and marks the beginning of the ripest years of life, filled with dignity and grace. It's so enjoyable that men make appointments a year in advance, every year until they're dead. This is because our anuses are so wonderfully ticklish, and it feels great. The doctor will start blathering about prostates and zinc supplements, whatever. You're there to enjoy yourself and become a real man.
Show your appreciation for the anal tickling tradition. Buy now.
Ideal for any situation, a unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is pure comfort. These garments are made from polyester and cotton. This combination helps designs come out looking fresh and beautiful. The collar is ribbed knit, so it retains its shape even after washing. There are no itchy side seams on these sweaters.
.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size
